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@gotfilm we knew this was coming but it didn’t m

@gotfilm we knew this was coming but it didn’t make it any easier. Our last phone conversation two weeks ago was both cathartic and comedic, sad and sarcastic, fucked up and funny, just as all of our conversations were. You were a man among men, an athletic and intelligent beast who could out swim a pack of Orcas and shut people down instantly with only a few words. You had the knack to be in the spot on almost every wave, and god damn if the subject was going to puss out, you let them know in-depth that they fucked up. You were the ultimate bullshit detector, always spot on with your comments and your rants were legendary. You had an eye for framing shots that not many could fathom. A true artist. We had some wild adventures together over the years; Arctic Challenge, Quik Cup madness, Portugal, Basque Country missions, Copenhagen/Malmo, Munich, Lanzarote, Marseille, and many more that I can’t recall yet can’t forget simultaneously. The time we got waved through a CRS checkpoint on the way to Marseille with the Basque equivalent of the Cannabis Cup happening in the back of the van 🤣. That one time we evaded the cops in Puerto Del Carmen and drove across the island on dirt roads lights off and only the full moon lighting our way 😲. We had our own lingo and inside jokes only a few understood ("Make a Wan" "I ain’t your Blacky, Pinky!" "That’s Fucktarded" "Goddamn Barn Door!" "Portugal Radicaaaal!") and used a shit ton of Basque adjectives "Joderrrr!" "Ostiaa!" "Diosh!" Long drives with you were always a treat, never a chore. Great conversations. Our classic debate (or argument if we were six beers deep) was the fact you loved Slater and I thought he was an egoistic pizza chucking star who hung around too long. I could keep typing forever. I’m gonna miss you intensely, we all are. I’m just glad we spoke one last time at length - and I got to tell you that I love you and to never forget that. Sending love to Heidi and Kai. See you on the other side my friend. ❤️

99 cent band names part deux. Check my story today

99 cent band names part deux. Check my story today to learn what band name goes with which genre.

Good Friday super sale! Come on down to Crucifixio

Good Friday super sale! Come on down to Crucifixion Depot…we’ve got smokin deals on everything you need to nail future money-generating icons to all sorts of symbols made out of the finest tree corpses. The clock’s a tickin!

Hey there! I’m going to rebuild my website next

Hey there! I’m going to rebuild my website next week so I’ve decided to put a discount (25€ now 20€) on all mugs until Friday! Shipping available in Europe and the USA! You might get arrested in Flarda though because some of them have weeners on them! Reported! Deported! Fuck, I dunno seems like anything is possible right now! I wish I was getting paid by the exclamation point I’d be rich somewhere! Link in bio! Exclamation! I hate Pearl Jam! Etc! Note: seulement en ligne, pas de pick up à la boutique à Soorts!

I used to be able to switch it on and off but now

I used to be able to switch it on and off but now it’s constantly fucked off 24/7

Always remember that Spiritual Bullshit is much mo

Always remember that Spiritual Bullshit is much more profound when your medium is a $1500 phone and you’re using some ginger bazillionaire’s data-harvesting auto-narcissism platform to promote your product.

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